Global Warming Top 10

[Milk3]

hahahahahaha
Shows how stupid these global warming people are

1. Cannibalism - Ted Turners idea "In 30 or 40 years. "Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state, like Somalia or Sudan, and living conditions will be intolerable," he said.

Turner blamed global warming on overpopulation, saying "too many people are using too much stuff."

Crops won't grow and "most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals," Turner said.

2. The Death of the Loch Ness Monster - Too stupid to even post the reasoning.

3. Beer Gets More Expensive

4. Pythons Take Over America - "The U.S. Geological Survey and the Fish and Wildlife Service investigated the spread of "invasive snakes," like the pythons, brought to the U.S. as pets. The Burmese pythons' potential American habitat would expand by 2100, according to global warming models, the paper reported."

"We were surprised by the map. It was bigger than we thought it was going to be," says Gordon Rodda, zoologist and lead project researcher, told USAToday.com. "They are moving northward, there's no question."

5. Kidney Stones- "Scientists predict that higher temperatures will lead to more dehydration and therefore to more kidney stones. "This will come and get you in your home," said Dr. Tom Brikowski, lead researcher and an associate professor at the University of Texas at Dallas. "It will make life just uncomfortable enough that maybe people will slow down and think what they're doing to the climate."

6. Skinny Whales - Just shut up Japanese Gov.

7. Shark Attacks - "George Burgess of Florida University, a shark expert that maintains an attack database, told the Guardian that shark attacks were caused by human activity. "As the population continues to rise, so does the number of people in the water for recreation. And as long as we have an increase in human hours in the water, we will have an increase in shark bites," he said."

8. Black Hawk Down- "In Somalia back in 1993, climate change, according to 11 three- and four-star generals, resulted in a drought which led to famine,"? Rep. Edward Markey told a group of students who had come to the Capitol to discuss global warming, according to CNSNews.com. "That famine translated to international aid we sent in to Somalia, which then led to the U.S. having to send in forces to separate all the groups that were fighting over the aid, which led to Black Hawk Down." Now that's a stretch and alot of if's

9. Frozen Penguin Babies

10. Killer Stingray Invasion - "Global warming is going to drive killer stingrays, like the one that killed Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, to the shores of Britain after a 5-foot -long marbled stingray was captured by fishermen, the Daily Mail reported in June." Too bad the only attacks that usually happen are complete accidents , like the Steve Irwin one, with these animals

Boy this was a good laugh





















http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,472084,00.html

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">2. The Death of the Loch Ness Monster - Too stupid to even post the reasoning.</div></div>
i love that something made up.......is responsible for the death of something else that was made up

[simple man]

" I got my head in the sand ,I got a drink my hand and awwwww, what a warm sunny world" to the tune of Van Halen's "Beautiful Girls". We could have ignored Iraq, perhaps they would go away on their own ,too.

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

here are some predictions about the world made by a Nobel Prize recipient, paul ehrlich (remember this the next a gw tells you to shut up and that xyz scientist knows better):


"In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish." Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day 1970

"The battle to feed humanity is over. In the 1970s the world will undergo famines . . . hundreds of millions of people (including Americans) are going to starve to death." (Population Bomb 1968)

"Smog disasters" in 1973 might kill 200,000 people in New York and Los Angeles. (1969)

"I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000." (1969)

"Before 1985, mankind will enter a genuine age of scarcity . . . in which the accessible supplies of many key minerals will be facing depletion." (1976)

"By 1985 enough millions will have died to reduce the earth's population to some acceptable level, like 1.5 billion people." (1969)

"By 1980 the United States would see its life expectancy drop to 42 because of pesticides, and by 1999 its population would drop to 22.6 million." (1969)

"Actually, the problem in the world is that there is much too many rich people..." - Quoted by the Associated Press, April 6, 1990

"Giving society cheap, abundant energy would be the equivalent of giving an idiot child a machine gun." - Quoted by R. Emmett Tyrrell in The American Spectator, September 6, 1992

"We've already had too much economic growth in the United States. Economic growth in rich countries like ours is the disease, not the cure." - Quoted by Dixy Lee Ray in her book Trashing the Planet (1990)

"People are welcome to any religious belief they want but I don't want them planning my planet on the basis of ideas that they think can be ascribed to some supernatural monster written down thousands of years ago. That's just silly"

[buckeye_fan]

Doesn't mean it's never going to happen...

[Shooter]

Doesn't mean it's going to happen, or that we have anything to do with it. The Earth and its weather has its cycles like anything else.

[buckeye_fan]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Doesn't mean it's going to happen, or that we have anything to do with it. The Earth and its weather has its cycles like anything else.</div></div>

Why take your chances if there is something that would at least help the environment if we are indeed the cause of it? It doesn't take that much effort to recycle, and there are a hundred different ways to be more energy efficient. It's stupid not to.

[Biggin]

i agree with going green and helping the environment, but i think the global warming scare is mostly a media invention

[Milk3]

I'm just devastated that Nessy really is gone and Al Gore couldn't have him in time [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img]

[BlueWahooChambordDevil]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Biggin</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i agree with going green and helping the environment, but i think the global warming scare is mostly a media invention </div></div>
it wasnt a media invention.....it was an al gore invention in an attempt to keep himself in the spotlight